| I have designated this page for documenting all of the amusing and/or noteworthy things I find on my semi-regular walks outside. |

| # Feather collection |
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| # Condom collection |
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| The time of writing is 2/17/2025 |
| Walking alongside the road you often find the byproducts of other people's memorable experiences, assuming any recollection exists the morning after, "decorating" their local environs. Typical suspects include empty bottles of booze, cannabis edibles wrappers, and perhaps even used condoms. It's not unimaginable for a young, inebriated bloke to be so careless with his instruments of indulgence, especially some trust fund baby that bought them on his parents' dime, that he drops an UNUSED condom still in its original packaging. Strangely enough reality has DEFIED this expectation of mine until late in the previous year when, for the first time ever, I bore witness to not one but TWO unopened condom wrappers just sitting there, tragically abandoned on the streets. I, of course, couldn't resist the call to action and claimed them for myself; after exposure to the elements they would be useless to their original owner for their original purpose anyway. Because of their condition, however, I would have to find some unconventional means of having phallic phun. This leads us to the birth of Kurt O'Condom, the condom balloon with a big smile and very misshapen eyes! While his brother sadly didn't make it, Kurt himself proudly stood on my desk for about two weeks before deflating. |
| Kurt would not be my last contraceptive companion as almost a month later I would find ANOTHER unopened condom wrapper by the same house. This one would become Trojan Tyler, who, unlike his predecessor, would be blessed with lips, a chin, and a longer lifespan of three weeks. They are both immortalized below. |
| Kurt O' Condom (I could have done better with naming him...) | Trojan Tyler (I did do better this time :-) ) |